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  1. Vigor or Veegor?

    Dominator / FMX
    Just out of interest. I've always pronounced it "Vigor", with a short "i" as in "pig". Just recently I've spoken to a couple of people who pronounced it "Veegor", with a long "e" as in "sheep". Then the other day one bloke said "Vygor" with a long "i" as in "wine" Any votes one way or the other?
  2. Damage assessment by Insurance companies

    Insurance
    Whealie, you have a pm re the contents of the title of this thread. Everyone else - I'll let you all know whats what once the Insurance GURU has spoken :thumbup: Steve T :cool:
  3. Executive Loos

    Chatter
    Does anyone work in an institution that still had toilets reserves for executive use only? I was told earlier on today about someone who was spoken to as they had gone and used the loos on the executive floor in their place of work. I really thought that sort of thing was in the past.
  4. This is an alpslapper annnouncement

    Chatter
    ive just spoken to the little man and he is alive....just:D his computer is down (i think it was sabotaged):evil4: SWMBO !! has told him if he doesn't get on with the house he will lose his nuts followed buy what left of the computer being inserted where the sun dont shine:D:D:D:D:D he...
  5. Garage Clearance

    For Sale / Wanted
    Free to a good home XRV750 origional exhaust gaurd spare XRV750 origional handlebars - Spoken for 1x orange lens for standard indicators (just the orange bit) Dont want any money for the above ... found them in the garage.
  6. Australian Tourism Website

    Jokes
    These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the alleged actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humor __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain...
  7. Time for a new helmet

    Helmets
    My twin passed her MOT today after my off in december , but i cant ride her with my Shoei that i use on my gsxr (please dont be offended i am sensible) ;) So the last few weeks i have been putting off buying a Tour X in anticipation of the new Shoei Hornet DS , i have spoken to Bridges Exeter...
  8. You have spoken to this man

    Jokes
    Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.'...
  9. School 1977 vs school 2007

    Jokes
    Many a true word is spoken in jest but……. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of...
  10. Yet another blonde one.....

    Jokes
    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says 'Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.' The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When...
  11. What about an XRV Bikesafe Day at the Ace

    Chatter
    I've just spoken to the Bikesafe London organisers - they're happy for the XRV riders to have a day for themselves with the Metropolitan Police Motorcycle Task Force :cool: (to give them their proper title) for assessment, advanced riding theory and a couple of practical rides - AND LUNCH !!! :D...
  12. Clutch drag.

    Africa Twin
    Hi all...My clutch drags badly, I have changed the oil and it's at the correct level, adjusted the clutch cable to give the required freeplay and even spoken very nicely to her and promised not to thrash her next year. The clutch still drags!Any suggestions please would be welcomed. Si...
  13. Kenwood TK 3201

    Bike Comms & Audio
    found this on E Bay, this radio has been modified to take an external antenna which will make it work over very long distance (with the right antenna that is)...
  14. Lets talk about: The BMW GS1200 Adventure

    Other Bikes
    I thought I'd start a thread about the beastie, and I'd like to try and keep it direct and to the point rather than BMW bashing. I've spoken with a number of people here who are/will consider buying one at some point. I'm currently deciding my plan for the next 2 years, either leave the AT as...
  15. Decisions...

    Jokes
    A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.' 'You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but something happened. I'm trying...
  16. Warms The Cockles Of Your Heart.........

    Chatter
    .................when you get up on a Sunday and find it's absolutely p*****g down again. Just spoken to my daughter who lives in Sydney and she tells me they've just had another lovely day, and it's winter, while we're stuck with this crud. Makes you wonder, eh? She's just done her CBT over...
  17. For Kymmy, Jenna and Miss P

    Jokes
    Why woman take so long in public toilets. When you need to visit a public loo there is invariably a line of women waiting, you smile politely and take your place in the line, it finally gets to your turn, you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every cubicle is occupied...
  18. No a problem.. a suggestion.

    XRV site support & help
    Just been reading though the HUBB and they are talking about starting a Pay it forward section.. So I suggest a sub-section of 4 sale/wanted It is a section where people can post thing they want to get rid of but do not expect ££ for it (either it is not worth anything, or like in my case dont...
  19. BMW Off-Road Course

    Chatter
    Hi All, The BMW Off-Road Course is one of only two courses I have attended over the years where no notes are taken, no death by Power Point, all demonstration by international quality training instructors who get it right first time. If you like, it is a two-day apprenticeship with the...
  20. Think B4 you speak

    Jokes
    Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I...
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