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  1. Woody's Bar/Ancaster bike nights starting up tomorrow

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    For those located in the Notts/Leics/Lincs triangle the Woodland Waters bike nights are starting up from tomorrow. Now twice monthly. details: Upcoming Events | Woodland Waters
  2. Health and Safety gone mad!!!

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    BBC News - Canvey Island school bans triangle shaped flapjacks Banning triangular flapjacks, is there no end to this stupidity???????
  3. How to boost sales

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    The following is a (supposedly) true story, as seen by millions of viewers on a Spanish T.V. Channel: The parents of a teenage girl decided to put their daughter's name forward for a surprise game show. She idolized teen-age pop star Ricky Martin, and they arranged for TV cameras to be placed...
  4. supermodels

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    Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: “We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position immediately!” Immediately the...
  5. Australian Tourism Website

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    These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the alleged actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humor __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain...
  6. PLEASE READ: Reporting posts and site rules

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    If you ever find yourself thinking that a post, or thread is a little suspect, be it in the content, or language used, SPAM or anything else you can deal with quite easily. Posts can be reported using at the top right hand corner of the post. I've put the guidlines on the wiki at...
  7. Gibber gibber......just had an 18 year old blonde nymphette on the back of my bike

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    Gibber,gibber....drool...slobber.....gibber,gibber. Cue an everso slim 18 year old blonde nymphette...... Blonde as in of Swedish origin........ Needing guidance on how to climb aboard my 1100GS..... So everso slim that I could hardly feel her weight when aboard.... Needing advice not...
  8. Operation Garage Cleanup......

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    Decided to clean my garage up today as I am getting fed up trying to do anything inside it or find any of my tools :roll: Had the trusty pup to help "carry" things around, fair enough she does not always understand why it should stay in the garage and not outside but here we go.... Behind...
  9. Is maths easier today? An answer in a maths exam

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    An exam question showed a triangle and asked the pupils to "Find x." Here's what someone wrote:
  10. In light of the current security situation ...

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    NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said...
  11. Supermodels (crude so be prepared to be offended)

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    Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing -- assume the brace position immediately!" Immediately the...
  12. Top Tips

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    Here's some tips from one of the blokes at work that I know. He should write a book as he keeps coming out with them and they're soooo funny. 1. When in the safety of your own home, top your helmet up with fairy liquid, attach a straw to a can of Stella or Blackthorn and jump up and down a bit...
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