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  1. Male subtlety

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    Male Subtlety He was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says "Fancy a shag Babe?" He said, "After the football love" She said, "You do realise that you can record it?" He said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy finishes"...
  2. car hits upstairs bedroom

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    That's some driving BBC News - Car hits upstairs bedroom in Epsom as owners sleep
  3. mattress

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    Took a girl home after clubbing last night. After a few drinks at mine, we went upstairs & while we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said "I hope thats not that fat one from last week". The girl said "What the hell was that?" "I said its that Bloody memory foam mattress"
  4. Yet another new project XRV 650 - The Chubby Cherub

    Africa Twin
    ;)Well as some of you may know I have a new toy in the garage an RD03 XRV 650 courtesy of Kitped of this parish which I went over to pick up last weekend and having got some decent mileage on her I'm going to do a bit of a strip down and rebuild, but seriously don't want her off the road too...
  5. Boano

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    On our recent trip to France/Italy we were passing close to Caraglio the home of Boano and so we decided that it would be great to pay them a visit. We were made to feel most welcome and given a tour of the shop, you've probably seen this @ before but it's always worth another look... Then...
  6. Stranger to these forum things looking for some guidance with my XL250K3.............

    XL
    Hello anyone out there, I have a 76 XL250K3 that I owned for a year before it was stolen off my drive whilst chained to my ZZR1100. Never saw the Kawasaki again, but the xl was found by the police leaning against the wall of a pub in Tibshelf Derbyshire about 5 miles away. The VIN plate was...
  7. Lulu learns some lessons

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    For example: 1. If you are a Learner numpty member, probably best not to ride your bike when you're in a hurry 2. Less haste means more speed. 3. Don't hesitate to ask for help when you need it. 4. Logical thinking is better at solving problems than brute force. 5. And above all, don't - and I...
  8. Its the way i tell em

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    Paddy goes to Mick's house and Micks wife answers and he says is Mick in? She says no he's down the pub, so Paddy says ive always fancied you fancy a sh*g she says no ! so he says i'll give you £300, so she says ok in you come and they go at it for an hour, Mick comes home at 11.30 and shouts...
  9. Golf story

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    A husband takes his wife to play her first round of golf. The wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how...
  10. Xenon on RD07!

    Africa Twin
    Have anybody installed Xenon bulbs on Africa? I DID! :) A couple days ago I bought a pair of some Chinese made H4 bi-xenons. The sticker on the box says that it is 6000K, so it gives very bright white light. The transformation by electronic means was pretty easy. The biggest problem was where...
  11. one of those weeks !!!!!!!!!!!

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    everything i touch / do / look at is getting screwed up this week :( 1) had a brand new company car delivered friday, yesterday the gearbox self destructed after 160 miles 2) when i cleaned up my rear shock linkage, discovered a crack right the way thru it 3) was prepping my welder up to...
  12. You rang Mr Bodie?

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    I dunno, repeats can be confusing. One minute I'm watching Hudson be all subservient and christian like in Upstairs Downstairs, then the adverts come on so I flick channels and there he is telling Bodie and Doyle to kick someone's teeth in. It's all bit too much on my day off innit!
  13. boxer 1 seagull 0

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    A Bloody seagull keeps wandering into our kitchen through the open patio doors and eats our dogs food. You can tell when the little bugger is doing it as all you can hear upstairs is "ting ting ting" as its beak hits the bottom of the metal dog bowl, this normally sends our 11 year old Boxer dog...
  14. Sexy Aliens

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    That reminds me of a joke A man and woman are sitting having breakfast when a spaceship lands in the back garden, they invite the aliens in for breakfast and the conversation turns to sex. So they both agree since they (the aliens) wont be here for long and its a flying visit (gettit?, oh...
  15. hello and a merry xmas

    I'd like to introduce myself....................
    hi all just like to introduce myself .my names robin and i live near louth/ lincs .ive been rideing a vara 1000 for 4months and love it 6000miles allreadey 3000 in spain brill time .had the bike from new had a bmw 1200 gs before let me down 3times in as many months ? then get a phone call from...
  16. Christmas tip!

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    Our hero gets a job on his local council working on the refuse collection team, left alone with a truck to do all the outlying areas around his town. The week before Christmas on his rounds, he sees a note pinned to the wheely-bin at one house that asks him to knock when he's emptied the...
  17. Paddy has broken his leg

    Jokes
    Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. Mick says, "How you doin?" "Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing." Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin...
  18. OLD' IS WHEN...part 1

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    'OLD' IS WHEN... Your wife says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love, and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage...
  19. Oh, the drama of it all .....

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    My eldest daughter is 12 and her hormones are all over the place, God love 'er. She is also a vegetarian. She's been away from Friday till tonight with a friend of the family, helping her look after her grandaughter. This friend is also a vegetarian. We've not seen her for several days, so...
  20. an alp in the jura

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    left home at 07:30 saturday. overcast & +/- 13°c. Rode over to a mate's to meet the others & after a quick coffee off we went. As the southern Jura & High Jura are what could be described as my old stamping ground, I had been volonteered to ride point. The ride down the N6 as far as chalon sur...
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