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  1. Got myself one at last!

    A lovely 650 on an 02 plate with all the luggage and a strange oiler (not Scott). Am a little alarmed at the seating position tho. I think i will be forming a squeeky voice and a sorebum in no time! Are there resolutions to this issue?
  2. WOW what a voice

    I had a spare few minuets and googled Alan Vendy to find out more about the guy and his accomplishments , well his son Scot can bloody sing , I mean big time. Google Scot Vendy and see and hear for yourself , his dad must of been well proud of him. [url=]Someone Like You...
  3. R.I.P Sid Waddell

    He was a legend! Sid Waddell dies: The 'voice of darts' was 72 | Mail Online Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!
  4. Thorn in my side

    Heard Eurythimcs' "Thorn in my side" earlier today and it's being going round my head all day. Just watched the vid on youtube (never seen it before) and have been going from one vid to the next ever since. Class music is class music. :thumbup: Annie Lennox has THE most amazing voice ever...
  5. Never be shown now...

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  6. ways to annoy people

    1:-page yourself over the intercom,dont disguise your voice. 2:-finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". 3:-dont use any punctuation 4:-as often as possible,skip rather than walk.
  7. Bank robber...

    A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!', and proceeds to empty the cash drawers. As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots...
  8. couple of crackers

    Insane asylum Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!" Business Man A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a...
  9. cabin announcments

    Rarely, Australian airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight 'safety lecture' and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: On an Air NZ Flight with a very 'senior' flight...
  10. Haynes manuals translated

    not seen this one here before, but stand to be corrected i reckon Haynes: Rotate anticlockwise. Translation: Clamp with molegrips then beat repeatedly with hammer anticlockwise. Haynes: This is a snug fit. Translation: You will skin your knuckles! Haynes: This is a tight fit. Translation: Not...
  11. Atheist

    An Atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.. As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot Grizzly Bear charged towards him. He...
  12. The guilty doctor

    Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his Head that said: "Dave, don't...
  13. Weird CD's

    As part of operation ''do the house up before I kill you'' Ive been packing up cd's in boxes. It made me realise that I havent a clue what about a third of the cd's I own are on about. Its all Charlie Gillets fault. I listen to his programme on the World Service, hear a track I like, find...
  14. Autocom Super Pro Avi - Motorcycle Communication System

    Product Reviews
    I've had Autocom units for some time now and in 2007 upgraded to the Super Pro Avi unit. It has some really nice features: Foolproof VOX performance guaranteed to 180mph — even for bike-to-bike. Side tones-duplex intercom-instantaneous voice activation for normal speech patterns...
  15. Sir Edmund Hillary Dies today

    A true legend and one of my heros. Story here (Seattle Times 11/1/08 )
  16. Air Steward/ess humour

    1. On an EasyJet flight (EJ has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!" 2. On a particularly long flight with a...
  17. Thank you for calling.......

    Hello and thank you for calling your local Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6...
  18. National Meet 2008

    Past National Meets
    RIGHT !!!!:D we had a great time in dent:cool::cool::cool: this time im thinking that we've been to wales :cool: we've done the lakes and dent etc:cool: so lets do a south west:cool: im just going to phone the plume of feathers in dartmoor and get some dates and just use the in a loud voice...
  19. Spoon and String

    Sorry if posted before:- Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt...
  20. Dirt Bike show

    Well I went to this show yesterday and I am shocked to admit that the 800GS is gorgeous !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes::D:D. Lots of stuff for sale but I did'nt see any really good deals (some of the kit was cheaper on fleabay!). Stood lookin at the 800GS on the BM stand and a...