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  1. honda panniers

    Africa Twin
    Dear all, I am about to make me a couple of touratechish pannier brackets for my africa twin. (rd07 from '99) i can't seem to find the dimension of the racks, i know they're 18mm with 2mm thick walls but how wide and high?? I'll post some pics later on, thanx peeps
  2. I May Be Wee - But I can Deck Chad .......

    Chatter
    ........... Yes , it's easy-peasy , lemon squeezy!! I can take the big chap with one hand behind my back - simple ...... Watch and learn ........................ how the Wee blokes , reduce the big blokes to quivering wrecks ................... All you do...
  3. head torch recommendation

    Mechanical Advice
    Anyone fanciy a head torch? Excellent when camping, almost essential if you break down in the dark, also great when working in a dimly lit garage. The Silva L3 is pretty good. We've had a wee bit of snow, so this has been getting me home from the bus stop. That doesn't sound like a big...
  4. New Words

    Jokes
    New Words for 2007 * SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person. * SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed...
  5. NOT CHILD SAFE - Whens this madness going to stop!

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    Or be stopped! disgust. Returned to quiet village apparently not so quiet any more to see my folks last night. I then popped to see some freinds who were doing the same. On returning to my folks I found the neighbours wall half kicked over with a big plant pot strewn all over the road...
  6. 2012 Games

    Jokes
    As you may know, East London will be hosting the Olympic Games in 2012. What you may not know, is that many aspects of the games have been especially altered to embrace the culture of the area. A copy of these changes has been leaked and is reproduced below. OPENING CEREMONY The flame will be...
  7. comon our boys !!!!!

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    UP AN AT THEM CHATAM HANDS OFF COCKS ON SOCKS !!!!!:mrgreen: SERIOUSLY I HOPE THEY AINT CLIMING THE WALLS LIKE I AM:D
  8. Grey and murky Essex

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    Working from home today, so I went out for a little ride in the grey world that is currently Essex. Popped over to Hainault to meet my mum at the crematorium to sort out what was happening to my dad’s ashes. Stopped at Greensted Church on the way back or to give it it’s full name The Church of...
  9. Ummm....

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    Was it you? Black Alp chained to a Black Africa, German Plates, Parked just by the City Walls in San Gimignano (Between Florence and Siena).... ? No...? Shame, cus the weather here is awesome and the riding even better ;) Arrivederci :rolleyes:
  10. [email protected]!

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    A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something.The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a...
  11. Uses for a motorbike Helmet..

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    Number 428: DIY Safety: Its full face/full head coverage makes a bike helmet an ideal choice when chiseling old tiling adhesive off concrete walls. Throw away those puny goggles and bang away with complete confidence. However, some defogging measures are recommended to avoid hammering...
  12. Just had to be done

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    About three weeks ago I started to take the tiles off my bathroom walls but got a little bored. So today's plan get up, take dog for walk finish de-tiling bathroom wall. Phase one and two accomplished out into garage for hammer and chisel, once the garage door was open I was stood in sunshine...
  13. Quiet in here

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    If you think its been quiet in here... its because Chad has managed to lock himself out of the forum. He's probably climbing the walls as he'll be able to read the posts but not reply. That must be torture for such a posting animal... eh Chad? Oh yes sorry you can't reply. ;-)
  14. Phrases...

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    For you lucky people, see how many of these you recognise. my favourite's the Millenium Domes!! TESTICULATING . Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible...
  15. TOOLS AND THEIR USES

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    DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly-stained heirloom piece you were drying. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and...
  16. terrorists

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    23 people have been found glued to the walls and ceiling of a train station in dublin. police believe irish muslims have set off the first NO MORE NAILS bomb :lol: :lol:
  17. Two Ants

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    There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties. One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour. So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up. One ant was...
  18. One for your wife, Chad

    Jokes
    The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your...
  19. Wide load

    Africa Twin
    Holy cow, due to the higher and wider handlebars, which I'm not used to coming from a teensier bike, I have been having trouble filtering (mirror score so far, 4-0 to me), but I've just gotten a pair of Touratech Zegas and the first go was like a big momma trying to squeeze through a turnstile...
  20. Orkney 2004

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    The primary objective of this trip was to test the wild claims of various midge repellent products. Oh, and also to meet up with family and celebrate my mothers 80th birthday. The thousand plus miles round trip was characterised by gusty winds and torrential rain making for very uncomfortable...
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