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  1. Scotland

    Africa Twin
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4YxazY1FeI First of 3 vids, we forget what we have in our back yard :thumbup:
  2. Trip to the moon

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    Hi Guys, I took a long weekend to pop down and see the very nice moon. I picked up a early ferry friday morning with idea of taking two days and the slow roads down. Day 1 I headed down the coast towards Rouen, D roads all the way, ended up in Chartres which was around 250 miles for the day...
  3. Trialer expense

    Bodgers Corner
    I have been wanting a trailer to transport some bikes to events, prices are crazy for what they are. Went to local steel merchants and got quoted for 2" x 2" & 4" x 2" box sections it was going to cost £200 for steel alone not including suspension unit and tow hitches light etc. But would still...
  4. low maintenance

    Chatter
    is one of the reasons I ride the bike I ride, however there is low maintenance definition : minimum maintenance needed, & there's my definition which is : minimum maintenance given...or "if it ain't bust, don't fix it!" Yes I am thoruoghly ashamed of myself. Not having the necessary...
  5. My @ blew over

    Africa Twin
    :( Blew over in the yard at work Smashed screen to bits Cracked nose cone around headlights Cracked front side panel It landed on an ickle GS450,i think it would have been ok if it had landed on the concrete with the crashbars So if anyone knows of some plastics or can recommend a good...
  6. Caught again

    Jokes
    Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in...
  7. Golf

    Jokes
    Sam stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, "What in the world is taking so long?" "My wife is watching me from the clubhouse...
  8. Going tubeless

    Africa Twin
    While spoked wheels look the part on an off-roader I, for one, am convinced of the benefits of tubeless tyres (roadside puncture repairs are simpler and there's far less chance of a blow-out, to name but two). Has anyone out there fitted cast wheels and if so, have you any advice? I know BMs...
  9. some great W.C. Fields quotes

    Jokes
    "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." "Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler." "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." "Horse sense...
  10. Why men don't write advice cols...

    Jokes
    Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got...
  11. Women getting older......

    Jokes
    It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My...
  12. Dead Dommie

    Dominator / FMX
    Left work this afternoon as usual. Bike started first push of the button, pulled of and travelled 200yrds when the old girl stalled at a roundabout then....... .......nothing! Bugger all, nowt, zilch, nothing. No power, no lights, no starter, nothing. Pushed back to the yard, and whipped off the...
  13. absoulte waste of a post...

    Chatter
    There is no point to this post.. I am simply very board at work:sad6::sad6::sad6:, Anubis in at the MOT place,:(, the weather is so bad that I am just watching it fill up the court yard.. and getting nothing done..:tongue3: I have nothing of interest to write to anyone.. I have nothing that...
  14. Business Signs

    Jokes
    Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." **************************...
  15. Northern Scotland XRV Meet - Report

    Ride Reports and Pictures
    The Great North Run (no marathon running from this lot though) From door to door, for me 313 miles. Through rain but mainly shine (thank you Met office, you actually got it right) rode the Team Honda, into the valleys of the northern glens. And what a ride it was. 3 set out from Elgin...
  16. Kenny << Not a SouthPark joke!!!

    Jokes
    A farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster,named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." Well, Kenny the...
  17. Dogs Daily Diary

    Jokes
    Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the...
  18. So I`ve gone the whole nine yard`s but !!!

    Chatter
    where do I put everything??Super Pro Rider Kit ( Autocom ),GPS,ipod,Alan pmr,mobile phone, Please help.
  19. Touratech TomTom GPS mount

    Mechanical Advice
    Well, it's finally happened :evil: As posted about on many other forums, my TomTom Rider mount has gone the way of everyone elses and has pretty much given up the ghost. Problem is it's all made of a fairly flexible plastic and as such it allows the RIDER to move about a wee bit when you go...
  20. Trumph Tigger 900

    Other Bikes
    Been hunting around to find a new big trailie/adventure bike that would make a nice rebuild project and stumbled across a an early tigger in a salvage yard thats an easy repair. Uptil now i discounted a tigger thinking it was going to be too expensive but this bike is on the same lines as a...
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