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DO NOT chop a Jalapenos Chilli and decide to scratch your itchy nose (you the bit right near your eye):rolleyes:.
Of course most of you will already know this because you have the common sense you were born with...........me on the other hand has just spent half an hour crawling around on the floor crying my eyes out like a baby.....splashing water on them just seemed to make it spread across the rest of my face. My missus was very sympathetic "you tw*t" and with her soothing words I felt much better :confused:
 

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DO NOT chop a Jalapenos Chilli and decide to scratch your itchy nose (you the bit right near your eye):rolleyes:.
Of course most of you will already know this because you have the common sense you were born with...........me on the other hand has just spent half an hour crawling around on the floor crying my eyes out like a baby.....splashing water on them just seemed to make it spread across the rest of my face. My missus was very sympathetic "you tw*t" and with her soothing words I felt much better :confused:
i can think of better ways to spend an evening

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pop one under your forskin and your eyes will forget all about their pain and make an immediate recovery! ;) :D
 

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DO NOT chop a Jalapenos Chilli and decide to scratch your itchy nose (you the bit right near your eye):rolleyes:.
Of course most of you will already know this because you have the common sense you were born with...........me on the other hand has just spent half an hour crawling around on the floor crying my eyes out like a baby.....splashing water on them just seemed to make it spread across the rest of my face. My missus was very sympathetic "you tw*t" and with her soothing words I felt much better :confused:

i can remember a simmilar incident many years ago. my then girlfriend had a bad cold and so before going to bed applied copious amounts of a vapour rub too her chest. once in bed the vapour rub obviously cleared her head, i was not aware of its aphrodisia effects, and she became a bit frisky. well one thing lead to another and within a couple of minutes i was running too the bathroom, to quote the kings of leon "my sex was on fire". it still makes me wince thinking about it god it stung like crazy.:blob6::blob6:
 

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DO NOT chop a Jalapenos Chilli and decide to scratch your itchy nose (you the bit right near your eye):rolleyes:.
Of course most of you will already know this because you have the common sense you were born with...........me on the other hand has just spent half an hour crawling around on the floor crying my eyes out like a baby.....splashing water on them just seemed to make it spread across the rest of my face. My missus was very sympathetic "you tw*t" and with her soothing words I felt much better :confused:
Seem to remember a bloke i know of telling me he touched his missus in a sensitive place after chopping chillies, he was not popular i tell ya
 

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i can remember a similar incident many years ago. my then girlfriend had a bad cold and so before going to bed applied copious amounts of a vapour rub too her chest. once in bed the vapour rub obviously cleared her head, i was not aware of its aphrodisiac effects, and she became a bit frisky. well one thing lead to another and within a couple of minutes i was running too the bathroom, to quote the kings of leon "my sex was on fire". it still makes me wince thinking about it god it stung like crazy.:blob6::blob6:
:confused::confused::confused:

would you care to explane to our viewers
if it was on her chest how did it get there....

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:confused::confused::confused:

would you care to explane to our viewers
if it was on her chest how did it get there....

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she applied it too her chest with her hands, so her hands were still covered in the b***dy stuff. no more questions please my eyes are now watering :D:D
 

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Having read a few of your and your "friends" experiences mine seems to have slipped into insignificance :confused::D
 

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chopping chillis...
going for a wee...
a slow dawning realisation... :( ... :confused: ... :eek: ... :angry4:
and having my missus walk into the bathroom while i dowse the oldman with cold water in the sink... :sign3:

classy me :tard:
 
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Yeh I chopped chilies and went for a pee. Had to rush to the shower. Good job it was summer as only had shorts on!
 

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AND, should you be preparing a thai meal, do not chop chillis and decide you need to go for a pee.

Don't ask me how I know this!


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did that....wwhen I was student n London I used ot work as a chef and did exactly the same...spent the rest of my shift skipping around like a cangaroo with a spring in his steps....:)
 

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DC rolling round the floor in pain, no, just not going to happen, you'd have to be accident prone or something,:blob8:
 

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DC rolling round the floor in pain, no, just not going to happen, you'd have to be accident prone or something,:blob8:
Thanx for your sympathy and understanding stuart.........pal:D
 

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Never touched my own willy with chilli on my fingers, but, being the gentleman that I am, after cooking dinner for two, I did once start some genetlemanly foreplay with a young lady that had her out of the bed and shouting at me rather sharpish.;)
 

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Never touched my own willy with chilli on my fingers, but, being the gentleman that I am, after cooking dinner for two, I did once start some genetlemanly foreplay with a young lady that had her out of the bed and shouting at me rather sharpish.;)

Casanochance!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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DO NOT chop a Jalapenos Chilli and decide to scratch your itchy nose (you the bit right near your eye):rolleyes:.
Of course most of you will already know this because you have the common sense you were born with...........me on the other hand has just spent half an hour crawling around on the floor crying my eyes out like a baby.....splashing water on them just seemed to make it spread across the rest of my face. My missus was very sympathetic "you tw*t" and with her soothing words I felt much better :confused:
You lucky it was your nose mate ...:D:D:D
 
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