[stanbloke]

Thats it I've had enough .

Girlfriend needed urgently:blob5::blob5:.

Apply now !!!!, no I really mean it !!, now.

 

[Stormforce8]

Re: Girlfriend Required

Take your pick - plenty available :lol: :toothy9:

 

[insainwayne]

Re: Girlfriend Required

I would sell you my wife? I don't want much really..:thumbup: could swap for bike parts...

 

[VTwin]

Re: Girlfriend Required

KTM not a bird puller then Stan???

 

[Stormforce8]

Re: Girlfriend Required

I would sell you my wife? I don't want much really..:thumbup: could swap for bike parts...

Stan - that's a superb offer as Mrs Insainwayne rides her own @.....:thumbright: that way you could swap her for your KTM and get an @ (with working clutch )thrown in with the deal

 

[stanbloke]

Re: Girlfriend Required

Stan - that's a superb offer as Mrs Insainwayne rides her own @.....:thumbright: that way you could swap her for your KTM and get an @ (with working clutch )thrown in with the deal

You are soooooooo not funny..

 

[stanbloke]

Re: Girlfriend Required

KTM not a bird puller then Stan???

Obviously not with me on it Cliff..

 

[VTwin]

Re: Girlfriend Required

Another good reason for dark visors (I've found)

 

[stanbloke]

Re: Girlfriend Required

Another good reason for dark visors (I've found)

B%ll%x. .

 

[meljordan]

Re: Girlfriend Required

Stan think of the shopping the endless talk about shoes and stuff they chuck on there face. and the eventual moment when she looks at your bike and you know she wants you to sell it for some ferkin ikea monstrosity cos its got fun-shoi. stick yer head in the freezer for a few hours. breathe it will pass. and the spares will arrive.

 

[insainwayne]

Re: Girlfriend Required

sounds like a deal...I bet the Ktm is cheaper to maintain...and more fun..
:toothy8:

 

[VTwin]

Re: Girlfriend Required

Try this!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Virtual-Girlf...NameZWD4VQQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1638Q2em124

 

[stanbloke]

Re: Girlfriend Required

Stan think of the shopping the endless talk about shoes and stuff they chuck on there face. and the eventual moment when she looks at your bike and you know she wants you to sell it for some ferkin ikea monstrosity cos its got fun-shoi. stick yer head in the freezer for a few hours. breathe it will pass. and the spares will arrive.

Ah the voice of reason, good on yer Mel. :thumbup:

BUT !!.

I am losing my sight and I've got a bicep the size of Snowdonia, the sink is full and there's no more cups in the cupboard, I cant find my keys, run out of grundies 3 days ago, I've had to start using the back door coz theres some much junk mail behind the front door, the milk is now cheese, do you have to feed a dog EVERY day.

So!.

Girlfriend Required.:thumbup:.

 

[VTwin]

Re: Girlfriend Required

quote "I've had to start using the back door"

Don't use that phrase too much Stan!

 

[stanbloke]

Re: Girlfriend Required

quote "I've had to start using the back door"

Don't use that phrase too much Stan!

:sign5::sign5::sign5::sign5::thumbup:.

 

[VTwin]

Re: Girlfriend Required

Try these http://www.mollymaid.co.uk/

And ........Nope I cant put that link on here.........lol

 

[Chunk]

Re: Girlfriend Required

Or try here..
http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/

 

[nomad]

Re: Girlfriend Required

Ah the voice of reason, good on yer Mel. :thumbup:

BUT !!.

I am losing my sight and I've got a bicep the size of Snowdonia, the sink is full and there's no more cups in the cupboard, I cant find my keys, run out of grundies 3 days ago, I've had to start using the back door coz theres some much junk mail behind the front door, the milk is now cheese, do you have to feed a dog EVERY day.

So!.

Girlfriend Required.:thumbup:.

with an ad like that how can you fail to find your true love :love4:
and if she owns a bottle of fairy liquid and knows which end of a dog to
feed...

:sex:

 

[VTwin]

Re: Girlfriend Required

Ah the voice of reason, good on yer Mel. :thumbup:

BUT !!.

I am losing my sight and I've got a bicep the size of Snowdonia, the sink is full and there's no more cups in the cupboard, I cant find my keys, run out of grundies 3 days ago, I've had to start using the back door coz theres some much junk mail behind the front door, the milk is now cheese, do you have to feed a dog EVERY day.

So!.

Girlfriend Required.:thumbup:.

I dare you to sign up on a dating site and put that on your profile! :-D:-D

 

[Chunk]

Re: Girlfriend Required

Ah the voice of reason, good on yer Mel. :thumbup:

BUT !!.

I am losing my sight and I've got a bicep the size of Snowdonia, the sink is full and there's no more cups in the cupboard, I cant find my keys, run out of grundies 3 days ago, I've had to start using the back door coz theres some much junk mail behind the front door, the milk is now cheese, do you have to feed a dog EVERY day.

So!.

Girlfriend Required.:thumbup:.

Stan

Question, are you expecting the new Stanbird to do all of this clearing up after you?? :thumbup:
If so , probably best not post this on the thread....more like,

Tall dark and hansome bloke with spectacular motorcycle, trains one side of body regularly would like to meet fit bird with a passion for polishing helmets..