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speaking of budgies

an old farmer goes to the cinema
he has his pet cockerel perched on his shoulder
the bird selling the tickets asks hi what's that
that my pet cockerel fog horn leg horn
where I goes he goes he's a cute looking bird sir
but I am sorry sir no pets allowed not even chickens
he says ok I will put him in my car and come back

he goes outside sticks him down the front of his trousers and sneaks him in
when he sits down he opens his fly and lets his cockrel stick his head out so he can
watch the movie too
then in comes two old retired nurses and sits beside the farmer
after a while one says to the other this old pervert has his thing out
oh don't worry too much about it , its nothing we haven't seen before
yeah but this one is eating my pop corn .
 

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Be careful with bungees a friend of mine lost an eye when one he was pulling up tight slipped. It hooked his eye right out . .

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Be careful with bungees a friend of mine lost an eye when one he was pulling up tight slipped. It hooked his eye right out . .

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thanks for that it might save someone else . the poor man that's pretty rough alright I think I remember getting a slap of one in the chest a sore thing too . the mini ratchet straps are a better job . I only use bungees now very occasionally since I started using a top box . hears another sad one happened on the docks in Dublin years ago an artic driver was chaining down a load of steel girders I think it was with chain and banger's when the banger handle caught him under the chin pulled his head right off . it takes a lot of pressure with a piece of scaffold pipe to snap them down . I knew a bloke who drove into the docks for a load the day it happened .
 

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Yup Bill was a truck driver to. He lives to tell the tale though

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