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The Vicar was completing a special temperance sermon, and with huge emphasis to his congregation he said,

'If I had all the beer in the world,I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said,

'And if I had all the wine in the world,I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,

'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down, satisfied with his great vision.


The congregation song leader stood very cautiously and solemnly announced,

'For our closing song, let us all sing together Hymn 365, Shall We Gather at the River ....
 
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