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Lone Ranger
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>The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
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>The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour
>of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I
>kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
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>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
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>The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers
>in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver
>returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
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>As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
>spends the night.
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>The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very
>fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your
>second request?"
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>The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
>him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off
>across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
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>Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this
>time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the
>Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
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>The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed
>a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last
>request?"
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>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone."
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>The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
>Ranger's tent.
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>Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
>square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For
>the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE!!!!"
 
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