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It's Just A Ride....
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Wheres it gone! I was all geared up for some relaxing.... :D
(Meaning the Boss wasn't looking over my shoulder!!! :wink: )
 

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Wing Commander
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Us moderators like to keep the best bits to ourselves - you should see the stockpile of great video, viagra and east European brides we each have.
 

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Oh, Moderator, eh, very nice. And how did you get that eh? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. ;o)

OK me and Monty are going now....
 

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skeptical old git
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mikefletcheruk said:
By exploiting the workers!
Pah. Just try and find a worker to exploit these days. Nobody's working, they're all scrounging incapacity benefit and living off my taxes. Bring back the bl**dy workhouse!
 

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icenian said:
Pah. Just try and find a worker to exploit these days. Nobody's working, they're all scrounging incapacity benefit and living off my taxes. Bring back the bl**dy workhouse!

Oh what a give away! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? Thats what Im on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didnt you...

Help! Help! Im being repressed!

;o)
 

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mikefletcheruk said:
icenian said:
Pah. Just try and find a worker to exploit these days. Nobody's working, they're all scrounging incapacity benefit and living off my taxes. Bring back the bl**dy workhouse!

Oh what a give away! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? Thats what Im on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didnt you...

Help! Help! Im being repressed!

;o)
bloody peasant!
 

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Broomster said:
Where would we be if Monty Python had never exsisted !
doing some work, probably..?

all together now...

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
 

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mikefletcheruk said:
icenian said:
Pah. Just try and find a worker to exploit these days. Nobody's working, they're all scrounging incapacity benefit and living off my taxes. Bring back the bl**dy workhouse!

Oh what a give away! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? Thats what Im on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didnt you...

Help! Help! Im being repressed!

;o)
Crush the jackbooted hyneas oppressing the general proletariate. :x
 

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It's Just A Ride....
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icenian said:
bloody peasant!
I dont wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Ohhh NO... OK OK I promise... I'll stop the recant right now!

(When two or more are gathered to together, they must perform the Parrot Sketch!)

;o)
 

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Wing Commander
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When two or more are gathered to together, they must perform the Parrot Sketch!)
No they don't!
Sorry, this is the room for an argument?
 

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Don't get me started. I own one and only one DVD: MP and the Holy Grail. Went to Ben Nevis two weeks and on the way back, stopped at Doune Castle where they filmed most of Holy Grail. French Taunting, Castle Anthrax, Camelot song and dance routine, Swamp Castle etc... it was all there. It was all I could do to keep from running around spouting MP quotes..... :shock: Girlfriend pretended she didn't know me. :roll: The thing is, they even encourage it! They even keep empty coconut halves in the ticket office for the severely affected types. I drew the line there, though.

Nice castle.
 

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Whealie said:
Sorry, this is the room for an argument?
Shut your festering gob you tit! Your type really makes me Puke! U vacuous toffee nosed malodorous pervert!

Oh I'm sorry, wrong room, I thought this wass abuse...

Now will this be a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

:eek:)
 

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It's Just A Ride....
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GeoBloke said:
They even keep empty coconut halves in the ticket office for the severely affected types. I drew the line there, though.
Ummm... Where'd they'd get the coconuts? Isn't Scotland a temperate zone? ;o)

Ciao Ciao
 
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