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Love this story from the Yorkshire Evening Post.

A man convicted of having sex with is a horse is ... near the bottom... reported as having no stable address.
 

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Maybe he lives in a Barn.
 

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How does he fit the hooves in his wellies?:D:D
 

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A man convicted of having sex with is a horse is ... near the bottom... reported as having no stable address.
Near the bottom eh (well where else - no, on second thoughts, don't answer that :rolleyes::D). ? Still, at least he took them out to dinner first:

He also faced charges of damaging property - relating to the two animals on the same dates..
 

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He also faced charges of damaging property - relating to the two animals on the same dates..
thats disgusting double dating :D:D:D:D
 

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sorry dunno what went wrong

it should read

thats terrible double dating
 

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We had a guy up here do the same thing some years ago :mad:

When in court, he maintained he was having a p**s at a fence and the horse backed onto him --- serious :D

Anyways, he was sentenced and shoved in the local nick where he complained about the bedding in his cell.
The copper threw in a bale of straw and said " If it's good enough for your girlfriend then it's good enough for you " :D:D

Again a true story, albeit around 20 yrs ago.The guy was well known in the area, a bit of an oddball,harmless to humans, but, apparently hung like a donkey :confused:
 

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We had a guy up here do the same thing some years ago :mad:

When in court, he maintained he was having a p**s at a fence and the horse backed onto him --- serious :D

Anyways, he was sentenced and shoved in the local nick where he complained about the bedding in his cell.
The copper threw in a bale of straw and said " If it's good enough for your girlfriend then it's good enough for you " :D:D

Again a true story, albeit around 20 yrs ago.The guy was well known in the area, a bit of an oddball,harmless to humans, but, apparently hung like a donkey :confused:
lmao...

a bit of an oddball.. no sh!t sherlock! :D



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More worryingly, if the dates are to be believed, this Leicester Stud spent three days pleasuring each animal !!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:




I can only manage three minutes!! :D
 

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More worryingly, if the dates are to be believed, this Leicester Stud spent three days pleasuring each animal !!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:




I can only manage three minutes!! :D
Bob, I didn't realise that you pleasured animals at all ... I dread to think what the next avatar might look like :confused::D:D:D .

Oh, and my avatar's VERY scared :(:(:(:(:(
 

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I was wondering how long it would be before this forum touched on beastiallity!!!:rolleyes:

All good fun!































The joking that is, not the act of pleasuring animals!!!!:rolleyes:
 
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