Near the bottom eh (well where else - no, on second thoughts, don't answer that ). ? Still, at least he took them out to dinner first:...
A man convicted of having sex with is a horse is ... near the bottom... reported as having no stable address.
lmao...We had a guy up here do the same thing some years ago
When in court, he maintained he was having a p**s at a fence and the horse backed onto him --- serious
Anyways, he was sentenced and shoved in the local nick where he complained about the bedding in his cell.
The copper threw in a bale of straw and said " If it's good enough for your girlfriend then it's good enough for you "
Again a true story, albeit around 20 yrs ago.The guy was well known in the area, a bit of an oddball,harmless to humans, but, apparently hung like a donkey
Bob, I didn't realise that you pleasured animals at all ... I dread to think what the next avatar might look like .More worryingly, if the dates are to be believed, this Leicester Stud spent three days pleasuring each animal !!!!!!!!!!
I can only manage three minutes!!