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whys the rum always gone?
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ive had contact from our dark lord and he is not happy:hitler::hitler:


1/ he says your border guards have a lot to learn and should be sent to wales for retraining..toot sweet:D

2/ it the weather dos'nt improve below perth by friday you are all sacked and he will run the country himself:hitler::hitler:

and he is really mad that he wasnt welcomed into the country by bare chested virgins so your all sacked anyways:sign5::sign5::sign5::sign5:
 

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I heard he was throwing his weight about and the scots were trying to deport him.....but you know what the rumour mill is like :D
 

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whys the rum always gone?
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Some of us are brooding over a cunning plan to get him to ride his wheels off (its a B*W 1200 Gusset- shouldn't take much to do that eh :D) at the end of this week. Something about "the Pass of the Cattle in the rain" springs to mind :rolleyes:.

Lowflyer may care to fill in the gaps in the above plan - and if anyone asks, a big boy did it and ran away :D

So don't worry, we've got his number - very similar to the RAC recovery mans apparently :D :D :D
 

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ive had contact from our dark lord and he is not happy:hitler::hitler:


1/ he says your border guards have a lot to learn and should be sent to wales for retraining..toot sweet:D

2/ it the weather dos'nt improve below perth by friday you are all sacked and he will run the country himself:hitler::hitler:

and he is really mad that he wasnt welcomed into the country by bare chested virgins so your all sacked anyways:sign5::sign5::sign5::sign5:
bare chested virgins in scotland don't exist,it's a myth created by sex starved germans on holiday :rolleyes:
has he asked anyone for an glaswegian kiss yet

:hitler::hitler:
 

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We have reinforced the border posts so when he tries to return..

He will have a very very hard time.:D
 

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one of the lost boys
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ive had contact from our dark lord and he is not happy:hitler::hitler:
Well which Dwarf does he want to be then

1/ he says your border guards have a lot to learn and should be sent to wales for retraining..toot sweet:D
The border guards are under instruction not to let him back through

2/ it the weather dos'nt improve below perth by friday you are all sacked and he will run the country himself:hitler::hitler:
Below Perth, you mean somewhere like Pinjarra, I've heard its hot and dusty but great for off-roading

and he is really mad that he wasnt welcomed into the country by bare chested virgins so your all sacked anyways:sign5::sign5::sign5::sign5:
The bare chested virgins were digging up the road as he passed, didn't they whistle loud enough


Tell him to quit whining:hitler:,
 

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LV does not want to come up to Aberdeen today, as its sooooooooo foggy that he might NEVER find his way back..
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My wife says, " If she finds any more germans hanging about here, she will give them a Aberdonian KISS, similar to Glasgow Kiss, but we take your wallet first"

She is from Canada and does kick boxing..... even I would not mess.......

Yes we had German Neighbours for a while and we did not get on....

They have now moved to Australia ..... I wonder why......

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Only Joking LV you are welcome in my Beautiful Country.... Honest :)

Weather Report for Scotland..... Wait 5 Minutes and see what happens..
 

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Been talking to LV.

Apparently the border guards didn't see him coming ---- he was approaching warp factor 10 in his super panzer :D:D:D

We are meeting up on Friday for a scoot around the Highlands,over the Beallach, Gairloch area and wherever else the sun shines :thumbright::thumbright:
 

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bare chested virgins in scotland don't exist,it's a myth created by sex starved germans on holiday :rolleyes:
has he asked anyone for an glaswegian kiss yet

:hitler::hitler:
I heard he likes the bobby too!!

:D:D
 

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whys the rum always gone?
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Been talking to LV.

Apparently the border guards didn't see him coming ---- he was approaching warp factor 10 in his super panzer :D:D:D

We are meeting up on Friday for a scoot around the Highlands,over the Beallach, Gairloch area and wherever else the sun shines :thumbright::thumbright:
he has to do that in order to get as far as poss before the new final drive ****s itself:D:D:D:D
 

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whys the rum always gone?
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BAD MAN :D:D:D:D

Wot, reckon he can't get on the site tonight ??? ;);)
dont care:D

he's upset cos he saw a pics of me on BMWs new quad today:sign5:
 
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