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Come on Si, admit it, you have been at the sherry early again haven't you?

Double decker bus overturns leaving 20 injured after collision with lorry | Mail Online


Nah, no way, can't have been our resident "double decker demon".

Apparently this loony bus driver lost control of his vehicle because he was stroking something resembling a large snake on his lap, whilst the vehicle was in motion, and this caused a momentary lapse of concentration.

No way was it Herr Schtump!!


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Wrong company.
The lorry driver hit the bus and turned it over.
 

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maybe he had one to many "red bull" or thought he was a matadoor:rolleyes: or practicing skittles for the country pub :p
 

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It was cold and the Lorry driver only had time to scrape a 1" hole in the icy windscreen to look out of.
 

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sorry stumps,
But a sall self respecting lorry drivers know .
1. on getting into lorry turn night heater on full to warm up [even if summer] cos the governor`s paying;)

2. you cant see out the screen anyway cause its obscurred by the indian windcharms and name plate:D

in all seriousness though glad no-one was killed, he was probably still half asleep or overworked but as a professional driver thats no exscuse, I couldnt live with knowing I`d killed someone for being tierd/overworked.
 

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ok then it was Merv and he had too many a sherry and rammed a wagon into a bus, i'll blame it on someone goddamnit! :D:D:D
Sherry what do you take me for Doombar, Stella or Jupiter maybe Amstel or Grolsch, but Sherry yeukkkkkk, and youwould not catch me dead driving a roller skate full of railway lines in london, looks like a lucky escape though
 

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At least it wasn't THIS.
 

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I seem to remember from last year that Stumpy's speciality is bus shelters...:thumbup:
destroying em i remember
 

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I love the "not in service" sign, presumably it was in service if there were people on it to be injured, so what kind of person climed in to the bus to change the display to prevent people mistakenly quing to get on ?
 

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I love the "not in service" sign, presumably it was in service if there were people on it to be injured, so what kind of person climed in to the bus to change the display to prevent people mistakenly quing to get on ?
That is done by the TFL Official it is usually done when a bus is to be impounded by the police. It is still not enough to stop them trying to get on the bus though.
 
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