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> > Thomas the Tank Engine
> >
> > A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
> > son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She
> > heard the train stop and her son saying,
> >
> > "All of you b*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now, cause we're

> > In a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get the f**k

> > on, cause we're going down the tracks".
> >
> > The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
> > kind Of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
> > and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
> > your train,but I want you to use nice language."
> >
> > Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing

> > With his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
> > say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember

> > To take All of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling

> > with us today And hope your trip was a pleasant one."
> >
> > She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding,
> > we Ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
> > Remember, there is No smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
> > pleasant and relaxing Journey with us today."
> >
> > As the mother began to smile, the child added..........
> >
> > "For those of you who are pi**ed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
> > please see the fat b**ch in the kitchen." :twisted: :twisted:
 
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