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Well its Monday night and the wife is on a little Holiday in Australia to see a friend.

I am in my underpants surfing the 'net, drinking whisky having just finished a red hot curry. And its a Monday too:toothy10: There's a pile of dishes from the weekend, the Hoover hasn't moved from its strategic positioning to remind it was there, and I still haven't worked out the washing machine :happy6:

I am quite enjoying this:blob7::blob8:
 

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I am in my underpants surfing the 'net, drinking whisky having just finished a red hot curry.
Jeez! with that image in my mind, I may never sleep again.:(
 

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I am in my underpants surfing the 'net, drinking whisky having just finished a red hot curry.
I am with Whealie on this... it's just wrong....

God I bet they are Pish stained soiled white Y s too.........

NURSE .. my meds pleeeaase:toothy3:
 

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I have also found I can fart, belch, pick my nose and scratch my balls with no tutting whatsoever:D

The dog seems to have retired to the hallway waiting her mistress's return and civilisation to return
 

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I suspect he is away and his account has been hacked, probably by drunken offspring.
 

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I suspect he is away and his account has been hacked, probably by drunken offspring.
Nope, just a bit pished myself and judgement going slightly astray.

Anyway it's all back to civilisation tonight - lamb chop with 2 veg and just water, eaten at the table listening to the Strokes. I have Hoovered, the dishwasher is on, the kitchen is tidied up and the dog is looking at me again.

Raymo, there's specialist web sites for people like you. I believe they will even sell you Y fronts of the style and colour you clearly fantasise about. ;)


Sent from my iPhone with a smile :)
 

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Raymo, there's specialist web sites for people like you. I believe they will even sell you Y fronts of the style and colour you clearly fantasise about. ;)

:)

still not recovered.. now you tell me you have a web site.........:confused::happy10:
 

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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why XRV and whisky don't mix.
 

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Nah, I haven't got a moustache

You could get both the new bikes in the house & lark around on them Austin, just for a laugh of course.
Are you kidding, I would die. I can get away with a lot, even Ali parts in the dishwasher would barely raise an eyebrow, but bring the bikes in the house and I think I would die. She has a 6th sense for something like that.

Another civilised evening tonight - Pizza, coleslaw, and salad :angel10: maybe a glass of Rose later. Heck I even gave a money to charity today:angel9:

Tomorrow night is a curry and super strength cider and then off to the pub and eye up some women. :toothy8:
 

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Feck it. I am having a glass of wine. Ok, OK it will be the bottle before I go to bed;)
 

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another good thing is I can selfishly listen to my music LOUD

Currently got "The War on Drugs" - Slave Ambient through the Iphone doc on max. If you haven't listened to them they are highly recommended - a bit like Bruce Springsteen and the E street band, but better!!!
 

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I have also found I can fart, belch, pick my nose and scratch my balls with no tutting whatsoever:D
Having slept with Austin (although I was in the bottom bunk) I can confirm that this is all true :toothy9:
 

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Leave the man alone!

Boxer shorts and whisky, porn on TV, f__k the washing up, takeaway leftovers for breakfast, LIVE IT !! – I personally wouldnt go with the whole War on drugs theme – maybe try the Archie Bronson Outfit for a blast!
You enjoy it while you can fella – just remember to put the rubbish in someone elses bin before she gets home. :blob7:
They always get ya on that one!!
 
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