fsck me, a motorcycle wedgie :shock:fat bloke said:
I've got more than a few, but wouldn't be proper to air them on a public forum. Maybe at the national meet next year :wink:GeoBloke said:Hey, a new thread for Mabel!!!! C'mon Mabel, share with your XRV friends!!!! I once dated a nurse who worked in an Emergency Ward and she had loads of stories. Some painful. Some hilarious. Betting you have a few to tell as well.
For example: Young male was brought in unconscious. Evidently he collapsed on the dance floor at a club. Drunk? Drugs? Heart condition? Unknown. They wheeled him into a examination room pronto. One nurse unbuttoned his shirt while the other got the guy's disco trousers. A few seconds later all was made clear. Taped to the guy's left leg was a large polish sausage. He'd taped it on so tightly it'd cut off the flow of blood. Screams of laughter ensued. After they'd cut it off the nurses left the sausage on the sidestand next to the recovery bed where he'd see it when he regained consciousness.
Nurses. Good sense of humour. If a tad cruel
Great! Looking forward to it already! Stories round the campfire! You could call them Aesop's Mabels. :wink:Mabel said:I've got more than a few, but wouldn't be proper to air them on a public forum. Maybe at the national meet next year :wink: