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It's a beautiful day out there, so prior to Sunday lunch I thought I'd wheel Bev out into the sunshine and clean her wheels.
This was all going swimmingly until I read the instructions on the bottle..."WARNING - do not use in bright sunlight"
Oooops.
And I'm kind of wondering why this is.
I reckon it's because it makes the bike so shiny that it can now be seen in deep space, so that Space Aliens may be tempted to beam it up
Her Ladyship thinks that it will be so bright that it will pi$$ off the grumpy fairy that lives in the slimy dark grotto at the bottom of the garden.
So can anyone come up with a scientific reason for why they don't want me to polish me bike in the daylight ? (it's manual squirt-on goo, and there's no flammable issue) :dontknow:
Ta, Shorty.
This was all going swimmingly until I read the instructions on the bottle..."WARNING - do not use in bright sunlight"
Oooops.
And I'm kind of wondering why this is.
I reckon it's because it makes the bike so shiny that it can now be seen in deep space, so that Space Aliens may be tempted to beam it up
Her Ladyship thinks that it will be so bright that it will pi$$ off the grumpy fairy that lives in the slimy dark grotto at the bottom of the garden.
So can anyone come up with a scientific reason for why they don't want me to polish me bike in the daylight ? (it's manual squirt-on goo, and there's no flammable issue) :dontknow:
Ta, Shorty.